Trad'r Sams...the sequel
Comments courtesy of Mr. Alex Ryan
This is best picture of a Bud Lite bottle I've ever seen. And, oh, there's some people in it too. |
Where did the bottle go? Who are these fucks? |
Triple cherry threat takes over Trad'r Sams. |
Money shot! |
Can we get some paper umbrellas over here, or what? |
"Hey, everbody!" "Hey, Dr. Bill!" |
The power of her thoughts is keeping the umbrella aloft. Thank goodness it's light umbrella. |
Remember this face, you'll be seeing it often. |
Not as romantic as it seems. they actually fist fought after this drink. Then had angry make-up sex. I guess that's romantic, right? |
The bowl is actually sucking Nate's face in. |
Please Ken, I said no black people. |
Holy fuck, we love beer! |
I told you you'ld see this face again. |
Too sexy for words, but imaginations run rampant. (fap fap!) |
Guess which one is Tweedledumber. |
Moment of impact: Girl injured by drunken umbrella mishap. News at 11, hangover at 11:30. |
Oooh, girl, I love you so. Never, ever gonna let you go. |
Reinforcing Asian sterrotypes since 1991. |
Damn you round-eye! You be here four hour, you scare my wife! |
Just plain drunk. |
Nate: the next John Madden. |
Who's the debonair, dashing young man? Why I think it's Bill. Then again, I've been clinically proven insane. |
"Oh" face. |
Here we go again with the face. |
This is the most action this bowl has seen in awhile. |
All I can think of is porn right now, you? |
Did you read my last comment? Take that plus 20! |
No means no, bitches! (unless you bring me another Scorpion bowl!) |
Scorpion bowl has arrived, time for the fucking (drunk). |
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Oh, now were talking. This girl is doing her famous drunk "Holding hands in a precarious manner impersonation." Actually, it's pretty lame, she fails. |
If only it were snowing out. |
Miami Vice anyone? |
Missing: Brian from the 540. Last seen: Drinking a Scorpion Bowl at Trader Sam with not too trustworthy (slightly drunk) Japanese woman. |
Also wanted for questioning. |
Jeff is sad. He has no straws to make him happy. Sad, pathetic Jeff. |
I am the straw king, I can do anyhting! |
Gang signs? What gang is this? The Clement Street Regulars? Word. |
And the straws march on to destiny. |
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Can you see a trend in these pics? It's pretty sublte. |
He was only this big! |
This is my prison face. It saved me from even more embarressment, I assure you. (Soap=don't drop) |
Standard issure "Friends Drinking" picture #4756 |
Can you guess which one is Tweedledrunker? I didn't think so. |
See. |
The glasses may make him look smarter, but the cops didn't believe it either. |
I love this jam!!! |
OMG! I shouldn't operating heavy machinery? Good to know! Thanks beer bottle! |
I'm just laughing at that face! |
Have you seen a green olive? Look into my eyes and see my pimentos. |
Steve flies in on his magic umbrella-hat to save the day.... |
just to be promptly choked to death by the silent, but deadly, blackgloved assassin. |
A two for one sale on death, act now! |
Bitch Gonna Die! |
Nate tried to buy her a drink. Never, ever, buy this woman a drink. |
Sleeper hold! Seriously, has anyone seen this guy? We're still looking for him. |
And then they moved to Vermont and got married. Strange world, huh? |
See, I told you things work out in the end. |
"I'm totally gonna fuck this guy." Um, Miki, there's no one there. |
This picture is too awesome for words, but: Nate held on to the pole that he loved for dear life, all the while the ship was sinking. |
It's booze-thirty on the drunk o'clock! |
This guy owns a bar -- believe it. |
How many more of these pics do you need to see. I swear, they must have cornered the market on Scorpion Bowls... And hang-overs. |
OBEY the straw. |
Tongue handshakes are the new grey. |
Chomp! I love brains! |
Bill steels a bus stop sign, enlists local drunk guy for presentation. |
Charlie's Angels part four: The Drunk Stance. |
Awww .. too sweet for sarcasm |
I don't know what's better about his picture. Steve's sporty hat, his jaunty red shirt, or his complete and utter lack of sobriety. Who can choose? |
Now that's just gay. |
Nate wakes up wondering what the pretty lady who gave him a hickie looked like. Don't tell him it was Jason. |
Tongue handshakes, remember? |
You just have to know him for this to befunny. |
GO! GO! GO! Time to black out and erase more painful memories! |
Again? I get it -- you drink. A lot. |
See previous conmment. |
Jesus ... |
High Five Nate!!!!! (Please do not high five computer screen. He can't see you.) |
Krista practices for the hooker olympics by trying to suck a cherry through astraw. Go Krista! |
Brian is also training for the hooker olympics. He and Krista are adversaries, don't you know? |
Aww, this is what happens when Jason drinks. This also happens when Jason eats, has some coffee, watches TV, or just about anything else. |
FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! |
Not so subtlely telling you to fuck off. |
Uh oh, could this be a new trend in FACE? |
Another face? Laura, what's happend to you? You've changed. |
Cnytnia is having a slight bowl problem at the moment, therefore making her unable to take part in Scorpion Bowl #253. |
Back on the horse Cynthia!!! |
I love this guy! No,really, I just fucked him in the bathroom.Did I say that out loud? SHit. |
Can I show you where the bathroom is? NO? Well, okay. |
His balls were this fucking big, I swear! I had the hardest time getting them into my mouth. |
Last call is the hardest part of a boozers day. |
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